A New Girlfriend and a 1 Million Pound Winner . . . What A Weekend!
What a big start to an amazing weekend!
On Friday through one of the social networks to which I belong I received a proclamation of love from a woman who fell head over heels because she liked my profile. See . . . it does pay to invest time into properly setting-up your personal profile!
For those who may be a tad skeptical, here is the copy of what the future Mrs. Hansen wrote (Hmmm . . . I wonder if Jennifer and the kids would have a problem with making room for another person in our home?);
Hello good to you.
My name is Ora .I am a female I was impressed when i saw your profile today at()and will like to establishes a long lasting relationship with you. In addition,i will like you to reply me through my private e mail box(). Thanks waiting to hear from you soon.
Please contact on my email address
( i will like to send my photo to you
Then, and if finding true love wasn’t enough, I just received the following e-mail telling me that I won (no . . . not gained, but won) 1 million pounds!
I am pleased to inform you that you have been selected in the CHEVRON/TEXACO award
that was held successfully. in this view you are to collect the sum of one
million pounds. you have been approved as a winner. grant
fill the below details
1) Full Names, 2) Full Addresss, 3) Sex, 4) Phone Number,
5) Occupation, 6) Nationality, 7) Age, 8) Country.
CONTACT YOUR CLAIMS AGENT TODAY !
MR JOHN CHAN
This is great, as the problems with possible space limitations is solved because I can now buy a much bigger house to accommodate Jennifer and the kids as well as the new girlfriend.
Of course I should probably get a picture of Miss Ora first. Not that I am shallow or anything but, I don’t want to expect a Heidi Klumm and end up with someone who like a writer once lamented about his blind date, “looks more like an Ernerst Borgnine with breasts.”