A New Girlfriend and a 1 Million Pound Winner . . . What A Weekend!

What a big start to an amazing weekend!

On Friday through one of the social networks to which I belong I received a proclamation of love from a woman who fell head over heels because she liked my profile.  See . . . it does pay to invest time into properly setting-up your personal profile!

For those who may be a tad skeptical, here is the copy of what the future Mrs. Hansen wrote (Hmmm . . . I wonder if Jennifer and the kids would have a problem with making room for another person in our home?);

Hello good to you.
My name is Ora .I am a female I was impressed when i saw your profile today at()and will like to establishes a long lasting relationship with you. In addition,i will like you to reply me through my private e mail box(). Thanks waiting to hear from you soon.
Miss Ora.
Please contact on my email address
( i will like to send my photo to you

Then, and if finding true love wasn’t enough, I just received the following e-mail telling me that I won (no . . . not gained, but won) 1 million pounds!

I am pleased to inform you that you have been selected in the CHEVRON/TEXACO award
that was held successfully. in this view you are to collect the sum of one

million pounds. you have been approved as a winner. grant
number. (CT-222-6747,FGN/P-900-56).

fill the below details

1) Full Names, 2) Full Addresss, 3) Sex, 4) Phone Number,
5) Occupation,  6) Nationality, 7) Age, 8) Country.



Albert Thomas

This is great, as the problems with possible space limitations is solved because I can now buy a much bigger house to accommodate Jennifer and the kids as well as the new girlfriend.

Of course I should probably get a picture of Miss Ora first.  Not that I am shallow or anything but, I don’t want to expect a Heidi Klumm and end up with someone who like a writer once lamented about his blind date, “looks more like an Ernerst Borgnine with breasts.”

Apologies Mr. Borgnine!


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